Carmen "Goes for Broke" Diaz

So you think that Corax are all shiny and light, hmm? Well, terrible shame that it is, some of us have received our clue from Gaia and now know that the grass is always greener on the right side of the street. However, we cannot all hide from the darkness, for that is where the real secrets lie.

My name is Carmen "Goes for Broke" Diaz, and I come here today to praise the death of Prometheus, human eater and general embarrasment. Only a weak-minded fool would take glory for actions not his, and let it be known it was I who took the skull to the ShadowLords, to prove my worthiness to belong with their tribe. Understand that it wasn't an easy task, but I have the Street Knights to thank. If it hadn't been for their willingness to shoot first and ask questions later, I would not have had the desire to take their shiny toys from them. I remember the day I set foot on the caern, one that made me realize that Gaia shouldn't have just given the Mokole racial memory. Sure, I brought a camera onto the caern, but I asked permission before I took any pictures on the caern. I wasn't trying to take = intelligence of the caern, but apparently the Warders couldn't believe that there wasn't any to take in the first place. They demanded my camera (which, let me tell you, is an expensive piece of equipment) and I declined, knowing those slobbering fiends would most likely break it. Before I knew it, I was hauled off the ground and faced with the worst case of dog breath this side of Malfeus. I was getting threatened by Jack.. whatever his face, and from behind me, I felt the cold certainty of a shotgun barrel, and slugs rip through me.

Of course, it hurt, but not as badly as it hurt them. Apparently, the caern in question has two tenents; not to spill the blood of innocents, and never hurt ravens. Well, with one shot Justice had clean blasted through both of those rules.. I love Garou. To make a long story short (too late,) they annoyed me. Fiercely. I found a kinfolk who had been looking to ask the magic Eight Ball.. er, Crystal Skull for his own reasons, which I never learned. I just watched him heist the prize, and then watched where he hid it. Easy. Not like the Garou could do much, they were trying to make a stubborn Get-turned-Gnawer to say he was sorry for perforating the totem's favorite children. They had to.. Raven had no intention of letting them back on the caern until Justice made amends. To this day, they may still be sitting there, trying to get a Garou to admit he was wrong. I bet they didn't even learn anything about messing with ShadowLords.

It took a while to fly my way out to the Black Forest in Europe and drop off my prize.. I was received with glory and wisdom. Then that damn Prometheus followed me, pretending like he did all the work.. And even though I've been accepted by Grandfather Thunder, he gets the acknowledgement for deeds done. F*cking Garou and their rules, I tell ya! So then, Prometheus dies, and everyone says, "Isn't it a shame about Prometheus?" No! He used that flame he brought down to roast the flesh of humans and partake!! He was a litany breaker, and a metis. He stole his glory from other sources, and pray Gaia he gets reborn as an Engling, useless to all but as Gnostic munchies. I'da pecked his eyes out. I sign off now, but not before I say this; you Garou had better open your eyes to the realization that you're being watched, and this is a test. Gaia isn't going to trust you with the shiny toys anymore, if you don't come to look at the Bete as equals.

Carmen Diaz, "Goes for Broke"

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