
Hmm... ah... myself in a nutshell. How do I explain? Well... first off, ah... I was raised in Tacoma and shortly thereafter found the Wyrm had decided to turn my family into BSD chow. Now, adding insult to injury, it appears to kidnap my brothers and "assimilate" them. Life's a bitch, and she's back in heat.
I've never been one to
listen to what my elders tell me. I mean, once my mother told me not to fly up toward
the big shiny in the sky. Well, what did she know? A WHOLE DAMN LOT. I found myself
being raised in Garou society (wolf people, whoopee) and realizing they're nothing more
than large furballs with even larger egos. I mean, come on. They never listen to the
bird... even if I was telling them something important like, say, where the stones from
Stonehenge came from. I mean, birds KNOW these things. I'm not quite as kickass as
Adrianna, nor am I as "godly" as Thistle, nor do I have the almighty Elder power of
Crispin, but hey. I can whup anybody's ass with my good ol' Sputch-Bauble (Thank Gaia
for Helios!). Most of my time at this caern has been spent trying to do things without
everyone knowing, because if they knew what I was doing... they'd try to take all the
credit (but no Garou's gonna admit to that). So here I sit, Icarus "Blinded-By-The-Sun
The-Bird-Who-Thinks-He's-A-Wolf Brother-Of-The-Wyrm Giver-Of-Boons Burner-Of-Vines
Frightened-Of-Snakes" Tanfeather (yeah, it's gettin' longer). And in closing, if
everyone seems to hate me, and yet they let a BSD kinfolk walk riiight into the Caern
and make advances on Black Furies... does the Litany include something about the Garou
Shall Not Smoke Large Amounts Of Crack? Jeez!
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