Rowan Rises-Again. Rowan on Breeding Stock
Rowan and Melanie sat in his room chatting.
Melanie: They called me breeding stock. It that what I am?
Rowan: No baby! [He put his arm around her] You're not breeding stock, what ever gave you that idea.
Grandfather Thunder...Introductions.
(We call him the king of timing.)
Laptop: So, John, have you heard?
John: Heard about what?
Laptop: There's a new ShadowLord in town. I met him last night.
(Man in black clothing begins walking by them.)
Laptop: That's him. His name is Misha.
(At this point, the already darkening sky rumbles real thunder)
Laptop and John Rasputin jump in startlement and exchange looks. Misha just walks on by, smiling and nodding as his totem introduces him properly.
Loki Laughs-Last...The Beta.
Max: Our beta just had his throat torn out.
Loki: Really, that is terrible. What was his name?
Max: Rowan-Rises-Again
Loki: [Hysterical laughter] I guess he won't be rising again. [more laughter]
Adrianna O'Brien...The Nightwind.
"Hey Kain, man, listen to this. How do you get rid of the Nightwind?"
"I dunno."
"Ya fluff the sheets."
Ragdoll...Waking up.
"Oh, Christ."
Chase, Grendel and Spider...Questions.
Grendel: "Who are you and what's your business here?"
Chase: "Name, rank serial number and major credit cards?"
Grendel: "Shut up! Now just answer the questions."
Chase: "and leave your information with the desk attendant and we'll get back to you."
Spider: "uhm, ah..."
Grendel: "No! Shut up! Now, who are you?"
Chase: "what is your name? What is your favorite color? What is the flight speed of an unladen swallow? Do you spit or swallow?"
Spider: "huh? wha? umm..."
Grendel: What? That's not the questions!"
Chase: "Sure they are. I mean, wouldn't you rather know that then some of the silly fuzzy stuff?"
Grendel: "No! Now, what's y our name and tribe?!"
Spider: "Uhm, Spider...Get of Fenris..."
Chase: "Get,huh? So you pure German or you got any Irish in you?"
Spider: "German...no Irish in me."
Chase: "you want some?"
Grendel: "No! No! No! Shut up! Don't answer his questions, they're not important!"
Chase: "They're important to me."
Grendel: "Shut up! I'm trying to do a questioning here!"
Chase: "So am I"
Grendel: "You're making this alot harder."
Chase: "So's she"
Grendel: "What?! No, shut up! Ok, Spider...do you swear to uphold the laws of the caern?"
Chase: "Or just swear, that works too."
Spider: "wha?"
Chase: "Don't worry about it. I'll talk to you later when he isn't making this so difficult."
Melanie Roberts...Talons.
The only red Talon I've ever liked is the one I drove.
Chases-Parked-Cars...The Alpha.
"Why didn't anyone tell me the alpha was a babe? I woulda been here sooner."
Luna's Court...Bothel.
Alpha: We know what you're here for and it won't work. People like us don't show fear!!"
Jotun: Vas? (tapping Thunder's Judgement on the shoulder)
(brief exchange in german)
Thunder's Judgement: My friend says that's allright. People like us can smell fear.
(entire sept takes a step back)
Melanie Roberts...A Schoolmate.
"You used to be pre-law. Now, you're /the/ law.
Allie...Aztecs and Clothing.
Bryce: "Physical challenge. I'm shooting Xhotopec (sp?) with my bow, pinning his shirt to the ground so he can't move.
Gavin: "He's not wearing a shirt."
Allie: "Yeah. He's an Aztec god of Death, he doesn't wear GUCCI!
Chases-Parked-Cars...Wishes.
"Well, remember, you only get three wishes. If you want more than that, you'll have to get her to rub the lamp again."
Thunder's Judgement...Talons.
Thunder's Judgement, on behalf of Jotun Shakes-the-Earth
"My friend would appreciate it if you would not throw Red Talons at him."
Rowan Rises-Again...Kain Dawson
"BoneGnawer scum."
Clashing Colors...Albrecht.
Clashing Colors: "You're just angry because your family tree doesn't fork."
Icarus Tanfeather: "No, but your tounge does."
Prometheus and Ragdoll...Guns
Lord Fang-Puller: "Tell me how this works."
Ragdoll: "Well, this is the hammer, and here's how ya load it, and..."
Lord Fang-Puller: "No, tell me how to make metal fly!"
Ragdoll: "oh. Just pull that trigger there."
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Kain Dawson...Alpha Rock.
"Hey, Kain, I think that's TruthSniffer's rock."
"Yeah? Well, he'll hafta challenge me for it. I'll make him sit on it for a month."
Lord Prometheus...Shana.
"...because I'm the only one who knows where your kinfolk are."
Shana Stands-Against-the-Wind...RE: Shana.
That was in response to the question...
"Give me one good reason, I shouldn't stick my klavie through you and watch you twitch dying on the ground..."